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Sunday, 24 September 2006
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haha funnny joke!
Pecans in the cemetery
On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big old pecan tree, just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down,out of sight, & began dividing the nuts. "one for you, one for me," said one boy. Several dropped and rolles down toward the fence.
Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle. As he passed, he thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery. He slowed down to investigate. Sure enough, he heard, "one for , one for me. One for you, one for me." He just knew what it was. He jumped back on his bike and rode off.
Just around the bend, he met an old man with a cane, hobbling along. "come here quick," said the boy, "you wont believe what i heard! Satan and the Lord are down at the cemetery dividing up the souls." The man said," beat it! kid, cant you see it's hard for me to walk." when the boy insisted though, the man hobbled to the cemetery.
Standing by the fence the heard," one for you, one for me. One for you, one for me." The old man wispered," Boy you've been tellin the truth. Let's see if we can see the Lord." Shaking with fear, they peered thorugh the fence, yet were still unable to see anything. The old man & boy gripped the wrought iron bars of the fence tighter & tighter as they tried to get a glimpse of the Lord.
At last they heard, "One for you, one for me. That's all. Now let's go get those nuts by the fence & we'll be done." They say the old man made it back to town a full 5minutes ahead of the boy on the bike!!
Saturday, 01 July 2006
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IM AN AUNT!!!!!!!!
my sister-in-law had him yesterday
hes 9lbs 4 ounces 21 in long
Brian Michael Schuurmans
2 days old now
Thursday, 15 June 2006
Wednesday, 14 June 2006
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Im a graduate,, the project graduation party was a very interesting night,, needless to say i was hypnotized and i smacked my mouth into a wall and chipped my front tooth for real!it's all on film.... not joking so now ts like $2500 dollar damage to my mouth in the next year i will have to have a root canal and crown done, but right now temporary i have it bonded togther, so for soccer i had to wear a mouthgard for districts oo and get this like all in the same week my &500 dollar digital camera was stollen along with my car keys--now who would steal car keys??????????? i understand the camera part of it but who intheir right mind would steal car keys!!!!!!!!! soooo iwas in school looking for them everywhere, the ass. principle looking with me he couldnt find niether.. so within the those days they had a police officer in school watching everybody-ha...so noone fessed up to it there was a fifety dollar reward and if they knew who had stollen it that person would get prosecuted.. couple days later mr.williams gave me a box and said one of the staff members laid it on his desk w/ a name it was a camrecorder/dig pic sony i was shocked and i honestly couldnt accept such a nice gift like that-it was so nice of them i had gone through so much! so i had to change all the locks on my car since someone had my car keys and knew that that was my car and they could do anything to it,, 160bucks it cost grrrr.... soo much money down the tube.. lol anyways Graduation was very long and hot but everything will be so memorable ill never forget. right now im taking a summer class at kcc working on the farm when my dad needs me and ive put an app in at a few places we'll see what happens. but other from that nothing else new.. its amazing my life starting up so fast without me even realizing it
frieslandchick88
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- Country: United States
- Metro: Grand Rapids
- Birthday: 4/7/1988
- Gender: Female
- Member Since: 6/5/2005
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